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kaybabiiee
Couple (Mal/Fem), 30
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hi fun loving couple looking for u
United Kingdom, Bedford
we are a fun loving couple who love going out having fun and spending time with friends and family i am a bi sexual female and my partner is straight we are always looking for new things to do and would try anyting once within reason.
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JC2309
Female, 40
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Looking for quality not quantity in my inbox
United Kingdom, Bedford
Former UK pie eating champion, having stormed home in the last contest by consuming 27 family sized meat and potato pies in 2 minutes, seeks Stepford husband to pander to my every whim. I believe every relationship is based on give and take %u2013 so you give and I take. I have shallow graves all across my garden from previous partners who have served their purpose, once I've emptied their bank accounts, I feed them rat poison and when they pop off I find the next willing victim to dig the holes to bury them in as I'm too lazy to do it myself. I then cash in on their life insurance. I've never worked a day in my life; I don't need to as my relationships have left me filthy rich, I sit on my lardy backside watching Jeremy Kyle all day while having the "Dial-a-Pie" menu in front of me. Lacking in all humour and personality and buying my clothes from "Tents-R-Us" I really do make for an incredible catch I have 11 children and I let them make their own pot noodles for tea every night and afterwards I let them pick the scabby skin from my feet for their evening entertainment.
I'm also ridiculously insecure, needy, jealous and depressive, will insist on declarations of undying love numerous times a day, forget socialising with anyone else except me after meeting and definitely no speaking to women. I'm as thick as two short planks too and struggle to engage in conversation.
All joking aside - a normal, independent, outspoken woman, doesn't play games, would like to meet normal bloke who knows his own mind, pref a bit younger than me, must be tall, white and with a sense of humour and not use text speak!! I'm attracted to people who know their own minds - but obviously a physical attraction is part of this too so no picture, no reply!
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timberlux
Female, 58
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hello i am new to all this so no here goes
United Kingdom, Bedford
I am looking for a special relationship. some one to share my life with, I am a happy go lucky down to earth person, and enjoy being with people and having a laugh and a joke.i consider myself friendly,outgoing,caring,loyal,i care about other peoples feelings,i am a bit shy at first,and i am a bit of a romantic(if you like that sort of thing)i also enjoy theatre,meals out,walking,holidays,and diy,and i hate sport (sorry guys)
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Adder
Male, 44
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What's your fantasy???
United Kingdom, Bedford
I'm a generous professional guy, I work hard, and like to play even harder! I'm looking for some excitement back in my life!
I'm looking for that someone who like me wants some not too complicated friendship and fun with the added benefits.
Do you like the the thrill of an meeting up and having some excitement and fun and playing out your fanatsies together?
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mattymatt
Male, 24
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I have a lovely willy ;-)
United Kingdom, Bedford
im a lively, carefree lad! looking for some naughty adventures with you! up for almost anything, both clean and naughty! love to laugh and have a good time! very spontaneous and LOVE being norty ;-)
REcently been shit on by my ex of 5yrs so really not looking for anything too serious yet, but u never know!!
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thuglovin45
Male, 26
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hello girls want sum fun in bedford ?
United Kingdom, Bedford
my names david am lookin for kinky fun if interested email me thanx
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tartan13
Male, 50
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looking for NSA fun meeting if like for sex and fun time....... you won't be dissapointed ....(lol)
United Kingdom, Bedford
Normal guy fit and energetic, bright and love to have a laugh. don't take things to seriously.
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JoeytheBudgie
Male, 42
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I'm sorry i dont have a clever chatup line, i just wanted to say hello
United Kingdom, Bedford
Sociable and humurous indvidual who's passionate about music, i went to the first gig i've been to in age's recently the UK Subs ay my local music venue and they shook the place to the ground...
I like to whoo women with my extrordinary drum and percussion playing and amazing drawing and painting skills...
I'm fasinated by wildlife and it's many ironies, why are flamingoes pink?, for years i thought it was because they eat shrimp but i've just found out there's an emzine inthe green algie they eat which turns them pink, see what i mean... I sometimes suprise myself how much i care for the enviroment, we're not satisfied with turning planet earth into a cesspitt , we're cluttering up outer space with all our junk aswell...
I do love my mum and do my own cooking and washing... So if your a bubbly, energetic, intelligent , fun loving woman who can hold a conversation you should get in touch...
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charlie789332
Male, 48
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how cools that
United Kingdom, Bedford
well what do you wanna know i can reveal all to the right girl
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cornelliy
Male, 24
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just as simple as 123 u get me
United Kingdom, Bedford
smart easy going love cooking walks swimming and gd nyts in im looking for the best shag of my life and fun!!
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