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6marty9
Male, 42
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like a moth to the flame..... fuelled by desire
United Kingdom, Beverley
I was born in the winter of 1966, having arrived early to beat the Christmas rush.
I had a tough upbringing, growing up in the run-down terraced house that my parents had specially built in the grounds of their 100 acre estate in yorkshire
It wasn't a bad home really, although the mice would never let me sleep on the top bunk.
From an early age I learnt to blend in, and made friends easily, although none of them ever seemed to be in when I went round to their houses after school. I have many happy school memories, such as my first kiss - it was with Lucy Lastic and happened one lunchtime behind the outer toilet block. I remember it so vividly now, the passionate fumblings as our inexperienced lips bumped together, the heat, and general wetness.
It was a bit painful getting my tongue snagged in her braces, but the Paramedics did a first rate job. I haven't seen Lucy for years; I hope her eczema and dandruff has cleared up.
After leaving school with several GCSE "Ungraded" qualifications under my belt, my parents, concerned with the worrying rise in youth crime enrolled me in the Army. There's robbery, beatings, rape, violence: fair enough, that's the Army, but at least it teaches you how to serve.
It was difficult leaving home for the first time, but as my father said: "Son, you can't go on for ever holding onto your mothers apron strings... she's going to want it back one day!". They did hold a leaving party for me though… I read it went on for days!
After a dishonourable discharge (due funnily enough to a dishonourable discharge) I ventured into the movie industry, landing a role in an independent 8mm pornographic movie. It wasn't a large part, but the director said I did a stand-up job. For me, the 90's were very much the decade in which masturbation really took off!
Next came a foray into running my own business - my experiences in the porn industry led me to the development of a new anti-chafing cream. There was a gap in the market for this, and I felt it was a much needed product. Unfortunately, the launch of "Chafe-Off" didn't go too well. I still have several hundred tubes stored behind the water tank in the loft if anyone would like one. They come with a free instructional video too!
I was able to recover most of my investment capital through my new job: testing experimental foods for Mr. Monsanto. I understand he grows them on his own allotment?
He was in the local paper a lot at that time, something about some young unemployed people who didn't like the way he was growing things? I can't see what all the fuss was about, I ate them for months and they didn't do me any harm. Although my Doctor did say that yes, it was unusual for your voice to break twice.
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studdly
Male, 41
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ARE YOU GAGGING 4 IT, THEN I`M UP FOR IT
United Kingdom, Beverley
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ROSSI1983
Male, 26
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AM READY FOR YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United Kingdom, BEVERLEY
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coxy1
Male, 22
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HORNY? ME 2
United Kingdom, Beverley
tall, dark brown hair, always up 4 a laugh but need a strict teacher in the bedroom
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manniaron
Male, 22
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il do wat you want ladies
United Kingdom, Beverley
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peterlockett
Male, 24
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Oi!
United Kingdom, Beverley
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Biggun4u
Male, 37
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I am every womans dream I can Breath Through my Ears
United Kingdom, Beverley
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delboy2434
Male, 51
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looking for erotic shagging on tinternet,
United Kingdom, Beverley
good stayer, reasonably well endowed, love giving oral probably more than receiving, willing to try anything at least once
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DAVID022
Male, 60
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SINCERE
United Kingdom, BEVERLEY
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ell20
Male, 30
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Go on, you know you want to!
Ireland, Limerick
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